She isn't a BABE, BIRD or CHICK
She is a BREASTED CITIZEN
She isn't EASY
She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE
She doesn't TEASE or FLIRT
She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION
She isn't DUMB or STUPID
She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY
She han't BEEN AROUND
She previously enjoyed company
She doesn't TURN YOU ON
She causes TEMPORARY BLOOD DISPLACEMENT
She doesn't have a KILLER BODY
She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE
She is not an AIRHEAD
She is REALITY IMPAIRED She doesn't get DRUNK or TIPSY
She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED
She does not have BREAT IMPLANTS
She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED
She doesn't NAG YOU
She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE
She isn't a SLUT
She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED
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